Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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