U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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