i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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