$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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