I just made out with a guy for $7.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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