look no pants
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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