OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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