Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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