Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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