alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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