Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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