I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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