Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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