Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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