i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
did i just pee glitter
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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