We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I checked into jail on foursquare
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
There r osticjed everywhere
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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