im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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