normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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