It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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