My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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