Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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