I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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