Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
it was like eating out sand paper
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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