Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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