its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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