just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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