me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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