kristin has been a bad kristin
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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