Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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