He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
we made out on top of his cat.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Randomize
