Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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