I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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