you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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