Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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