I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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