just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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