I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
