I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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