carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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