Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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