He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
