so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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