I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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