Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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