You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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