Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
