I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm bleeding and have questions
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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