No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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