So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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