I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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