She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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