Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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