STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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