Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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