being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Blood and glitter go together right?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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