just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I understand Curling. That high.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'm too high and old for this...
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