You work out of a Hotel?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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