Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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