ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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