I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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