So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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