well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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